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Thursday, June 25, 2009

I Hear You and Jesus Sees You.

The burglar waited for the family to leave on their vacation.
He watched them pack the car and knew they would be gone for several days.
He waited until dark, then he went boldly to the door and rang the doorbell.
When no one answered, he easily picked the lock and opened the door.
He stepped in and closed the door then said, loudly, "IS ANYONE HOME?"

To his astonishment, he heard, "I hear you and Jesus sees you."

The burglar was astonished. He quickly moved against the wall and said, "Who's there?"

Again he heard, "I hear you and Jesus sees you."

So he turned on his flashlight and pointed it in the direction of the voice.
There was a parrot in the cage who again said, "I see you and Jesus sees you."

Then he found the light switch and turned it on and there, under the cage, was a HUGE doberman. The parrot screamed, "Attack, Jesus, attack!"

Friday, June 12, 2009

On Choosing

You are the person who has to decide.
Whether you'll do it or toss it aside;
You are the person who makes up your mind.
Whether you'll lead or will linger behind.
Whether you'll try for the goal that's afar.
Or just be contented to stay where you are.
Edgar A. Guest

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Dustbin of History

Someone once said that every form of government has one characteristic peculiar to it and if that characteristic is lost, the government will fall. In a monarchy, it is affection and respect for the royal family. If that is lost the monarch is lost. In a dictatorship, it is fear. If the people stop fearing the dictator he'll lose power. In a representative government such as ours, it is virtue. If virtue goes, the government fails. Are we choosing paths that are politically expedient and morally questionable? Are we in truth losing our virtue? . . . If so, we may be nearer the dustbin of history than we realize.
Ronald Reagan, 1964

Friday, June 5, 2009

Friday Morning at the Pentagon

Bet you can't read this and still have dry eyes at the end!

Did anyone ever tell you about this event? Probably not. Does the media ever talk about this event? Probably not. It is more or less a private party. And I think you, the American public, should know about it, and encourage it. The media probably won't ever tell this story. I think it is time for Americans to take our journalistic power back and tell this story. Who needs the media anyway!?!

I remember Vietnam. I remember the soldiers getting off the plane to mobs spewing hate, and worse, at them. And I cried. I could not believe that of my fellow Americans. How could anyone believe those young men wanted to go into the hell known as war? They should have come home as heroes. And it wasn't that way then. I still cry when I think about it.

Now, the world has turned, and times have changed. And, for the most part, we once again see soldiers as people deserving our respect.

Don't get me wrong, I have little tolerance for war mongers; and, I never met a "foot soldier" who was. And I offer only gratitude and respect to those who serve.

Bet you can't read this and still have dry eyes at the end!


FRIDAY MORNING AT THE PENTAGON
By JOSEPH L. GALLOWAY
McClatchy Newspapers

Over the last 12 months, 1,042 soldiers, Marines, sailors and Air Force personnel have given their lives in the terrible duty that is war. Thousands more have come home on stretchers, horribly wounded and facing months or years in military hospitals.

This week, I'm turning my space over to a good friend and former roommate, Army Lt. Col. Robert Bateman, who recently completed a yearlong tour of duty in ** Iraq and is now back at the Pentagon.

Here's Lt. Col. Bateman's account of a little-known ceremony that fills the halls of the Army corridor of the Pentagon with cheers, applause and many tears every Friday morning. It first appeared on May 17 on the Weblog of media critic and pundit Eric Alterman at the Media Matters for America Website..

"It is 110 yards from the "E" ring to the"A" ring of the Pentagon. This section of the Pentagon is newly renovated; the floors shine, the hallway is broad, and the lighting is bright. At this instant the entire length of the corridor is packed with officers, a few sergeants and some civilians, all crammed tightly three and four deep against the walls.

There are thousands here. This hallway, more than any other, is the Army' hallway. The G3 offices line one side, G2 the other, G8 is around the corner. All Army.. moderate conversations flow in a low buzz. Friends who may not have seen each other for a few weeks, or a few years, spot each other, cross the way and renew their friendships. Everyone shifts to ensure an open path remains down the center. The air conditioning system was not designed for this press of bodies in this area. The temperature is rising already. Nobody cares.10:36 hours: The clapping starts at the E-Ring. That is the outer most of the five rings of the Pentagon and it is closest to the entrance to the building.

This clapping is low, sustained, hearty. It is applause with a deep emotion behind it as it moves forward in a wave down the length of the hallway. A steady rolling wave of sound it is, moving at the pace of the soldier in the wheelchair who marks the forward edge with his presence. He is the first.

He is missing the greater part of one leg, and some of his wounds are still suppurating. By his age I expect that he is a private, or perhaps a private first class. Captains, majors, lieutenant colonels and colonels meet his gaze and nod as they applaud, soldier to soldier. Three years ago when I described one of these events, those lining the hallways were somewhat different. The applause a little wilder, perhaps in private guilt for not having shared in the burden.. Yet.

Now almost everyone lining the hallway is, like the man in the wheelchair, also a combat veteran. This steadies the applause, but I think deepens the sentiment. We have all been there now. The soldier's chair is pushed by, I believe, a full colonel. Behind him, and stretching the length from Rings E to A, come more of his peers, each private, corporal, or sergeant assisted as need be by a field grade officer. 11:00 hours: Twenty-four minutes of steady applause. My hands hurt, and I laugh to myself at how stupid that sounds in my own head. My hands hurt... Please! Shut up and clap.

For twenty-four minutes, soldier after soldier has come down this hallway - 20, 25, 30. Fifty-three legs come with them, and perhaps only 52 hands or arms, but down this hall came 30 solid hearts. They pass down this corridor of officers and applause, and then meet for a private lunch, at which they are the guests of honor, hosted by the generals. Some are wheeled along. Some insist upon getting out of their chairs, to march as best they can with their chin held up, down this hallway, through this most unique audience.

Some are catching handshakes and smiling like a politician at a Fourth of July parade. More than a couple of them seem amazed and are smiling shyly.

There are families with them as well: the 18-year-old war-bride pushing her 19-year-old husband's wheelchair and not quite understanding why her husband is so affected by this, the boy she grew up with, now a man, who had never shed a tear is crying; the older immigrant Latino parents who have, perhaps more than their wounded mid-20s son, an appreciation for the emotion given on their son's behalf. No man in that hallway, walking or clapping, is ashamed by the silent tears on more than a few cheeks. An Airborne Ranger wipes his eyes only to better see. A couple of the officers in this crowd have themselves been a part of this parade in the past. These are our men, broken in body they may be, but they are our brothers, and we welcome them home.

This parade has gone on, every single Friday, all year long, for more than four years. Did you know that? The media hasn't yet told the story. And probably never will.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Kaylaisms

This is a collection of insights from my youngest daughter, Kayla.

June 23, 2009: On the white board this morning. . .
Part of life is being hungry. Being hungry means you want FOOD!
[Seems Kayla has reached "hollow leg syndrome {HLS} already! sigh!]

May 30, 2009
Today, as we were talking about what she wants to do with her life, my youngest (11) said , "The way I'm going to get rich is that I am the idea person. I am going to dream up cool things to do, and I am going to tell everyone else what to do. I dream it up and they have to make it and that will make me rich."

2002 (she was four): During dinner conversation, learning meaning of new words.
Dictator: Means you are the little tater, and I am the big tater and you gotta do what I say.

Remember, your comments are always welcome.

Microsoft and PHP

"Asbolutely hiliarious!" N.T, Louisville

You gotta read the article at this link!

Apparently, Microsoft is attempting to go head to head with Google, and the author of the article found at the end of this link is questioning the methods, as well as the sanity, of the great giant.

Microsoft's web application hosting environment, Windows Azure, is a competitor to Google App Engine and in an attempt to make their platform more easily available to the masses, has introduced support for PHP on their web application platform. ... The rest of the story is here. . .

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/25/dziuba_microsoft_php/

"For those of you that aren't web developers, this is a bit like trying to kill a person with a rifle by clubbing them in the foot with it, hoping that the blunt end of the weapon will break the skin somehow, and your victim will die of an infection because he's in a place so remote that there's no access to antibiotics."